Chucky Jenkins & the Psychedelic Caterpillars

It's here!!  It's here!!
The totally refurbished, feel good site of the year!  Put your
hands together for the :
Necrophilia Homepage!!
(Well, maybe not, but we're dying to have sex.)

Ryan and Andrew playing strip chess. Who's winning? You are!!!

Scoffing at the Spanish Inquisition, spitting in the eye of Death's
grim spectre, Andrew and Ryan, along with bassist Mike Tracy and probationary
drummer, Ben Mahaffy (who still must prove his worth by running the Gauntlet in under
one hour) bring their brand of "down home", "straight out da hood", "kickin' country",
"low in fat", "Mafia propaganda" humour and musicality
to your very doorstep!!!

You are Internet geek number

to see Andrew in his nothin's since this page
was borne on March 1st, 1998

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Look at it go!!! It's so crazy!!!!
If you're reading this page, and you don't have our CD,
what the hell is your problem? Buy the damned thing already.  It's
available at Nova Deli, home of the Donair, located at
210 North Front St. in Belleville, ON

Too cheap to buy the whole CD?  Download your very own MP3 of
"Nicer Than Hitler" or "The STD Blues"
Directly from MP3.com
Stay tuned for more of our MP3s to be uploaded soon!!

Chucky Jenkins & the Psychedelic Caterpillars NEWS
It looks like our fifteen minutes of fame is not over!!  We, well, I, did an interview on CKCU 93.1 FM at Carleton University.  It was really early, and no one was listening, and I was tired, so I wasn't very witty, but it's all good.  Special thanks to Laura Scarfo for having some kind of interest in our band.

After a long sabbatical of studies, Ryan finally updated the webpage!  First of all, we moved from that awful, awful Geocities, to the wonderful, wonderful Freeservers.  We have to put up with the banner, but at least there's no watermarks and all that crap.

 

Hey!  We have a home at MP3.com.  Check us out at http://www.mp3.com/chuckyjenkins/
Download our songs like crazy, so we can move up the charts!!  Tell your friends, tell your enemies!  Tell that crazy guy in the trenchcoat who rummages through your garbage!!

We've also been featured in the Intelligencer.  Wanna see the article?  Well, I just happen to have it right here.

If you do have the album, don't forget to enter the "cool contest".  Submit your entries to: chuckyjenkins@hotmail.com

NEW CONTEST!!!! 
Ok, so our "Fan of the Month" contest didn't work.  No one submitted their pictures, and
that made Ryan cry.  Why don't you want to be our fan?  Why?

Bah.  To hell with you.  To hell with you all!!!
Ah, Baby. Ike sorry.
  
The new contest is . . . 
Send us your picture so we can make fun of you on the webpage,
and you get to make out with Andrew!!  That's right ladies!
Sure his time at University left him without a jawline, but he's back
with a chinstrap moustache like that guy from Everlast.

Send your pictures here:
chuckyjenkins@hotmail.com

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