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Here's
Lauren attempting to look thoughtful. What is she comtemplating, I wonder?
The laws of physics? The philosophies of Plato? Not likely. Click on the
image to find out what she's really thinking.
Right : Yes, Lauren, you broke wind. It's really not that funny.
Lauren : What the hell do you see in this guy? (no offence,
Jeff)
Hi, my name's Bunny. Tee hee hee.
Oh,
now that's attractive. You should really have that thing growing
out of your neck lanced.
(No offence, Jeff.)
Once upon a time in a small town, there was born a girl named Lauren Ash. She lead a relatively unimportant life until she met Ryan Anderson, who would be from then on -- her hero.It was chilly September night as I remember it. The band and I had just come off our Jolt Cola buzz and the world was our oyster. We had just finished recording our first album, featuring Lauren on the hidden song. a month or so later, this very webpage came forth from the depths of cyberspace. Ever since all I heard was "You and Andrew are on the webpage, how come I'm not on the webpage?" "Ben is on the webpage. How come I'm not on the webpage?"
Well, you see. I'm a busy man. I have things to do, places to see. I don't spend all of my time on the internet.
Ahh. Who am I kidding? Yes I do.
